12 April, 2004

Easter is over, so I can safely say: Jesus Christ.

A Guardian story on the quest of the hapless occupying army in Iraq contains this gem:
A hospital official said over 600 Iraqis were killed in Fallujah alone - mostly women, children and the elderly.
Thank goodness that we Americans can all absolve our collective sin merely by shouting "Christ is Lord!", because I don't think I would be physically capable of working it off. It's going to suck when we're all rolling spiked boulders up and down the side of an enormous mountain in the Circle of Hell for "Sinners Who Let Their Government Commit Atrocities". Maybe we can mitigate it and end up in the Hell for "Sinners Who Vote In A Slightly Less Evil Government".

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