05 August, 2004

For the love of God, easy on the cologne and perfume!

I'm sick of choking and gagging every time one of them walks by. I'm sick of suffocating when I get into an empty elevator which one of them had used a few minutes earlier.

We all know about whom I'm talking: people who wear way too much cologne or perfume.

Is this supposed to be a way of attracting someone? Or is it a way of weeding out people with a sensitive sense of smell? Or is it a way of announcing to the world that one smells so bad that one must use a whole bottle of cologne in order to counteract the diabolical effects of one's natural body odor?

Please - one or two misty sprays is plenty. Subtle is seductive; excess is repulsive.

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