08 September, 2005

Poll change

Sorry it took so long. Old results. Although I'd like to point out that some of your fears are misplaced: the moon's orbit is actually decaying AWAY from Earth, not towards it. So unless some meddling Kryptonians show up, we should be okay.


The socks are clearly best, as they are worth a trillion rubles, they can be used to suffocate problematic politicians, they can be fermented and eaten, they can be mulched (obviating the need for roto-tillers), they can be handed out to warring factions to increase goodwill, they can be put on prosthetics to make them look more like legs, they can be traded for wishes, and if burned just right, can replace the tortilla chips, salsa, and weed. Hooray for socks! 

Posted by hedgehog

God, I love you. 

Posted by saurabh

There's no such thing as too many socks. 

Posted by DearDarlingDidi

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