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29 November, 2006
Well, do you?
I've desperately been in need of a laugh, and this column by Jonathan Chait in the LA Times gave it to me! The article is titled "Bring Back Saddam Hussein", with the tag: "Restoring the dictator to power may give Iraqis the jolt of authority they need. Have a better solution?"
I find this astoundingly funny. What can we do with it? Let's try our best:
I find this astoundingly funny. What can we do with it? Let's try our best:
- "Euthanizing cancer patients may help reduce our bloated health-care budget. Have a better solution?"
- "Exterminating the Kulaks might allow me to get some sleep at night. Have a better solution?"
- "Keying my boss's car may compensate in some small way for my years of useless busywork in this dead-end corporate job. Have a better solution?"
- "Punching that fucking rhinoceros in the jaw may make him stop charging our car. Have a better solution?"
- "Bubble gum might be just the thing to stop up the six-foot long tear in our silk hot-air balloon. Have a better solution?"
- "Stapling my car-keys directly to my wrist may prevent me from misplacing them so often. Have a better solution?"
- "Wearing these spandex shorts might get that girl to notice how big my johnson is. Have a better solution?"
- "Opening the pressurized door above the wing might allow some fresh air into this stuffy airplane cabin. Have a better solution?"
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jumping out a window is the fastest way to get to the ground. have a better solution?
eating poisonous snakes keeps them from biting you.
doing handstands on broken glass prevents your feet from getting cut up.
self-immolation protects you from death in an accidental fire.
Posted by hibiscus
eating poisonous snakes keeps them from biting you.
doing handstands on broken glass prevents your feet from getting cut up.
self-immolation protects you from death in an accidental fire.
Posted by hibiscus
A bullet to my forehead may be just the jolt I need to remember how much I love life. Got a better solution? Oh what's that? You suggest a 20% solution of ethyl alcohol in cold carbonated water? I've been using that solution for years.
Posted by hedgehog
Posted by hedgehog
what an idea, i hadn't thought of it, he has such a defensive-nasty reputation. no question if he showed up and said, as president, "wind power!" who would seriously argue against? arguments on cost would collapse at his feet.
Posted by hibiscus
Posted by hibiscus
