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21 March, 2006
Disservice piggyback
I received this bit of Dadaist poetry from an anonymous open proxy friend. I threw in a few punctuation marks and line breaks here and there, but most of it is virgin.*
* I am, of course, not the first to do this.
Disservice Piggyback
Fishing rod, genuinely axis accuser!
Backside a compassionate, crummy but birch with fireside
the gooey of tune
third degree of love affair
cooperative, with spun to shabbily as self-respect calculated.
go-cart, medallion porter, and westernize!
to, in drinking fountain, northwesterly, the millennia labyrinth.
to chase, presently, spree flashback.
as in, the pair coercion and clear-cut.
by was boomerang airy, diploma-soulful, "jack-of-all-trades" babble-camera.
endow, as nuclei a of as self-pity:
dues, await of gold medalist
stumbling block umpire imbalanced off-color
double-cross compartment
moo the perfectionist buttercup! Ah, heirloom, amiably!
Delirium, the are an enrichment.
it illness.
it station.
* I am, of course, not the first to do this.
Comments
almost exactly 10 years ago to the day of this post, i found a sign of intelligent life in the wilds of drudge catalog copywriters: a description of a pillow that was actually a decent haiku (line breaks were added).
Hand woven cotton
awning stripe pillow becomes
the perfect accent.
if i remember right the description stuck out because it was visibly shorter. nothing special about the pillow. poor kid... well they probably got rich writing copy for toothpickexpress.com a year later.
Posted by hibiscus
Hand woven cotton
awning stripe pillow becomes
the perfect accent.
if i remember right the description stuck out because it was visibly shorter. nothing special about the pillow. poor kid... well they probably got rich writing copy for toothpickexpress.com a year later.
Posted by hibiscus
